Thursday, May 27, 2010

Hic Hic Hurray - Cheers

Have you ever noticed how a guy behaves or talk after getting drunk. I am sure you must have experienced yourself behaving this way or have seen some of your friends. Here are some of the common lines during and after drinking people commonly say. . .

Enjoy in true Spirits (hic hic hurray!)
  • Tu to mera bhai hai…bhai
  • You know i am not drunk
  • Gaadi main chalaunga
  • Tu bura mat maan bhai
  • Mai teri dil se izzat karta hun
  • Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar
  • Aaj saali chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai?
  • Tu kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai
  • Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hun
  • Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee
  • Chhote, ek ek chhota aur ho jaye...lovely waala!
  • Baap ko mat sikhao
  • Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya
  • Kuchh bhi hai par saala bhai hai apna
  • Tu bol na bhai, kya chahiye? Jaan chahiye - hazir hai!
  • Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi chadee, shart laga saala aaj tu
  • Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska
  • Saale teri bhabhi hai wo, bhabhi ki nazar se dekh usko
  • Yaar tu samjha kar, wo tere layak nahi hai
  • Chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye bhool  gaya usko, aaj se wo teri. Bana issi baat par ek  ek aur peg!
  • Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai, abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun
  • Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
And finally the best one . . .
  • Salla . . . aaj se daru band . . .

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Mast hai....ekdum chineese cut...

Unknown said...

tui konta bolis???

iam_dora said...

Finally!!! The experienced shares his experience in one go.... keep it going, rather keep them coming.... hic! hic!